FUNNY (PAGE CREATED ON (3/1/01)UPDATED:3-13

OKAY THIS IS HOW WE RATE THE FUNNY STORIES!

X=NOT REALLY FUNNY...
XX=OKAY, I LAUGHED..
XXX=BOY, YOU ARE FUNNY!

SUBMITTED CHRISTINA. K.UPDATED:3-13
I woke at 6:45 a.m. and I had to be to school by 7:20 a.m. So I rush as fast as I could and put on this cute tight Brown skirt and a shirt. When the bell rang at 2:45 I ran out of the school and toward the bus. All of a sudden I felt a gust of win up my butt. That's when I realize that my beautiful brown skirt had split right up the crack of my a**...but before I could do anything I trip and fell down the stairs that leds towards the buses! Everyone was around me starring and laughng! Nobody help me not even my boyfriend JAMES. The worst part about it is I landed on my stomach so my a** was up in the air with my yellow silk thong showing and my skirt have way off. So, I took my jacket and wrap it around my waist and got on the bus. This story Rated=XX

SUBMITTED BY DEBRA L.

OKAY, SO I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR MY REGULAR MONTHLY CHECK UP. I HAD TO BE THERE AT 9:30 AND WHEN I WOKE UP IT WAS ALREADY 9:10...SO I JUST THREW ANYTHANG ON. I PUT THIS TIGHT WHITE SHIRT ON AND SOME JEANS. BEFORE I LEFT I USED THE BATHROOM AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT I FORGOT MY UNDERWEAR, BUT I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR ANY. SO WHEN I WAS IN THE DOCTOR ROOM THE NURSE CAME IN AND SAID "TAKE EVERYTHANG OFF EXCEPT YOUR UNDERWEAR." I DID NOT HAVE ANY ON, BUT SINCE THE DOCTOR WASN'T GONNA LOOK AT ME DOWN UNDER THE WAIST I TOOK EVERYTHANG OFF AND PUT ON THE HOSPITAL CLOTHS SHE GAVE ME. WHEN THE NURSE AND THE DOCTOR CAME IN I HAD TO LAY ON THE TABLE. TO MY SURPISE THE NURSE PULLED UP MY CLOTHS WITH THE MALE DOCTOR STANDING RIGHT OVER ME! ALL MY STUFF WAS HANGING OUT AND HE SAW. I LIED AND SAID, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID TAKE EVERYTHANG OFF!
THIS STORY RATED:XXX

SUBMITTED BY AARON P.

OKAY, SO FINALLY GOT THIS GIRL I LIKED TO GO OUT ON A DATED WITH ME. I TOOK HER TO THE MOVIES AND THEN OUT TO EAT. AT THE MOVIES I ATE A LOT OF SNICKERS BAR, WHICH GIVES ME GAS! SO WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE RESTURANT I HAD FILLED UP WITH GAS. BUT.. I WAS STILL HUNGARY. SO AT THE RESTURANT I ATE ANY WAYS. ABOUT HALF WAY THREW THE MEAL MY STOMACH STARTED TO HURT. I KNEW I HAD TO FART. I THOUGHT MAYBE I SHOULD START TALKING TO THE GIRL REALLY LOUD SO IN CASE I DO FART SHE WON'T HEAR ME. BUT BEFORE I COULD SAY ANYTHING......I LET THE BIGGEST ONE OUT. IT SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN PIGS AND EGGS. MY DATE BRUST OUT LAUGHING AND SHE WOULD NOT STOP! LATER WHEN I TOOK HER HOME SHE SAID...."LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS." GOSH ITS JUST A FART AND ITS NATURAL!
THIS STORY RATED:XX

SUBMITTED BY KAYLENE L.

OKAY, SO ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE GOING TO THE SKATING RING. BUT, WE HAD NO ONE TO TAKE US, SO...I GOT MY SISTER TO DRIVE US. MY SISTER AT THE TIME WASN'T DRESS, SO SHE HURRIED AND JUST THREW ON ANYTHANG! WHEN WE ARRIVED I SAW MY CRUSH WAITING ON ME OUT SIDE THE SKATING RING SO I JUMPED OUT THE CAR AND RAN TO SPEAK TO HIM. TO MY SURPISE MY SISTER GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND SOMETHING BRIGHT PINK DROP OUT OF LAP. IT TURN OUT TO BE HER PINK THONG UNDERWEAR, THAT STUCK TO HER SHIRT. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED.
THIS STORY RATED:X